Why do guys always stare at women's chests?

I'm making a general assumption that my title for this post is very close to accurate although I know there are some men who do not fall into this category at all...but hey, I don't know if it's just me being more self conscious lately or what, but almost every single guy I've come into contact with over the past few months has done this....case in point, today it happened again.

It was time for our quarterly bug treatment. Our regular guy was sick so they sent a substitute. When I answered the door, I was face to face with this big guy...probably 6'5" tall. I was looking him straight in the eyes when he introduced himself but almost immediately, his eyes traveled to my chest. Haha, I thought to myself...you didn't get what you expected did you? Instead of seeing a voluptuous woman, you saw a concaved chest. I had decided not to wear my prostheses today. (I don't usually wear them when I'm at home by myself. They're just too uncomfortable.)

Don't get me wrong, the guy wasn't a pervert or anything from what I could tell anyway...he was just your typical, run of the mill guy. I don't know if all guys are wired to react this way or what but I do know that men are visual creatures.

Wouldn't it be funny if women were that way too? I bet guys would feel really strange if we immediately stared at their crotches when we were introduced to them...no, on second thought, they'd probably be really flattered and it could get ugly really fast.

You may be wondering why I'm writing about something so silly today but I just thought it odd that my chest was more important than my face. I wonder what he was thinking after he glanced down to my chest and found it boobless.

We did have a nice conversation while he was here and I even gave him a music CD that he enjoyed listening to while he was working. (I usually have a peaceful CD playing in my CD player during the day because I enjoy the mood it creates. He commented on it and asked what I was listening to so I felt led to just give it to him) I think that surprised him more than anything.

Well, the incredible boobless woman strikes again! I'm not able to leap over tall buildings in a single bound, but I can shock the socks off of an unsuspecting stranger with kindness! That will teach you, Mr. Exterminator, to keep your eyes locked on your customer's instead of allowing them to float down to her chest. Some women would have slapped your face, but I slapped you with a nice gift. Okay. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. The end.

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