Modesty out the window?

June 8, 2014

In elementary school, I think I was in about the 4th grade, all of my girl friends began developing their breasts. My parents always used to tease me and tell me that I was "flat as a board." I admit, I was a little slower than most at developing, but I'll never forget the day my mother brought home a new bra for me. "It's a training bra" she said. A training bra, what the heck was that, I wondered? Do your boobs have to be trained? I didn't really know. This little "training bra" was a stretchy lace strip of fabric with two shoulder straps that hooked in the back. It would cover the "girls" and help me feel a little less self conscious.  I was so proud of that little bra and the next day at school, couldn't wait to tell my friends that I'd gotten one. In the restroom, one of my friends was taking toilet paper and wadding it up to stuff into her training bra. I watched amazed as she instantly went from a no cup to a B cup. "Try it" she said and I did. I had a hard time adjusting my toilet paper boobs and inevitably one was bigger than the other. I'd take out the paper and readjust it until I got it right. Hurriedly, I worked to manipulate them into place. We laughed as we went back to class and sat down.  We wore our "falsies" all through class and right before time to go home, we'd yank them out so our mothers wouldn't know.

When I was in the eighth grade in  high school, all the girls had to "dress out" for P.E. I never wanted anyone to see me and I'd always find an excuse to run into the bathroom and change. I've always been a very modest person and have always tried my best to keep myself covered even at visits to the doctor's office. But when you have Breast Cancer, it doesn't matter how hard you try... modesty goes out the window.

The day I went in for my very first mammogram, I knew I was going to be embarrassed to death. I dreaded it and made every excuse I could not to go. My mother encouraged me to go, "you need to get a baseline done when you turn 40," she said. I did not want to have to "bare it all" especially in front of someone I'd never met before. I know what you're thinking...those medical personnel are trained to have the attitude "if you've seen one, you've seen them all" but my breasts were mine. I didn't want anyone else to see them.

When the nurse took me back to the dressing room and showed me where the gowns were, I was so thankful I would have an opportunity to cover up. The nurse told me to be sure and put the gown on with the opening in the front. Of course I've always been obedient so I did as I was told. There were several ribbons to tie up the opening and I fastened every single one of them.When she came to get me and take me to the mammogram room, she looked at me and laughed. I must have made a questioning face because she immediately commented, "well, I've never seen anyone tie themselves up as well as you have, dear!" "Oh great, now she thinks I'm a prude!"

I followed her into the exam room and she tells me to untie the ribbons and expose myself. Now you'd have to know me to understand exactly how uncomfortable I was at that very moment. I decided that the only way I was going to get through this was to pretend that I wasn't standing there in the room in the presence of a total stranger with my boobs hanging out. So I tried to think of my favorite camping spot on Cumberland Island. I fixed my mind on the grand Oak trees and shady Spanish Moss. It worked for a second or two but then she was right next to me.

She explained that she had to place my breast in various positions and then she would be lowering the clear plastic plates down and tightening them in place until she got the best image of my breast. I was even more uncomfortable as she lifted my breast up and moved it into position. I made a point of not looking down at what she was doing because I didn't want to see, and I didn't want her to know how embarrassed I was as she proceeded. I couldn't wait for that experience to be over and vowed never to go get a mammogram again.

There have been many cartoons drawn about the painful experiences of mammograms. I think someone has said that if you wanted to know what a mammogram felt like to go stand in front of the refrigerator, open the door and slam it on your boob several times. That's a pretty accurate description! I've never felt as much pain in my life. First to be totally humiliated by having to stand naked from the waist up in front of a stranger, then having your boobs squashed into pancakes first vertically and then horizontally and then...at 90 degrees!

Needless to say, my modesty went out the window after the fourth mammographer had done her thing and then the ultrasound tech got a chance to do hers. When the radiologist came in to talk to me about the results, I was totally over it. Here was another stranger, and this time a man, who was getting a sneak peak at my breasts. For heaven's sake! Must I abandon all hope of dignity?

You'd think after all of that I could just "whip" them out for any old medical staff, now wouldn't you? But I'm still modest. I still cover myself as much as I can and hope the staff will respect my need for privacy. I know they have to do their job and I don't want to hinder them, but please!

Maybe you think I'm being childish and maybe I am, but couldn't we just try to keep things under wraps? I've never been one for indecent exposure and I'm not about to start now!  I wish I was back in the fourth grade, getting adjusted to my new training bra. That beautiful little lace slip of fabric would feel so nice in my hands right about now. But then again, I may find myself back in a training bra soon. The doctors are talking about mastectomy and if I have to have that done, I won't be wearing a prosthetic. I'll just be flat as a pancake once again and this time, I'll wear the badge of courage instead. ©Bonnie Annis all rights reserved